Monday, September 28, 2009

The awesome guy named Thomas Edison!

Hello bros,

"never say never" is a wise saying which all of you should respect if you wanna be awesome.
Sometimes you try stuff and it doesn't work very well...but then you should try it again...maybe with a few changes. I know it's uncomfortable if you leave your comfort zone and do something totally crazy to get in contact with a chick and she just laugh at you and tell you how ridicioulus you are...but guess what...maybe other chicks like it...or, if not, you should modify it a bit.
Most important is that you don't care what others think about you (this DOESN'T count for your real friends)! Don't give a fuck about one stupid bitch. Try it again and you'll see one day you'll be on the bright side of life just because you kept on trying all the stuff I told you.

If you doubt that you can manage disappointments then think about this awesome guy named Thomas Alva Edison. He with his perseverance should be a role model for you everytime you fail.

His favourite quote:
“I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work”
should be a guideline for you...and I am pretty sure that you won't fail that often.
Take it as lessons how not to do something and think about what you can change to be more successful.

Stay awesome...even if it doesn't work the first time you try!

Yours,

Broda

Stay in touch...with everybody!

Hello Bros,

one important thing in an awesome life is networking...I know, some might say that they hate it and that they wanna be promoted because of their expertise or their actions...the same people want others to help them just because they're so friendly...and last but not least, some wanna hook up as often as possible without having a good network of friends who may help them (e.g. as wingmen or just as "connectors").

I just want to tell you one thing: Forget it!

The fastest way in life is by letting others help you to get what you want.
By "using" others you can get an awesome life at ease.
The term "using" shouldn't be negative...there is a fictitius institution called "The bank of favors"... you take from others and you give to others without a direct benefit for the other party...it could give you a credit sometimes, but in the end you should always try to bring it to a balanced level (otherwise it could be closed for you when you hardly need it).

It's not a shame if you let other people help you...in the end you'll be the one with a happier life and lots of friends/ONS/money/power.

Think about how often you recognized that someone achieved a goal with the help of someone else...is he less proud?...is he less happy?...is he less satisfied?
What would be if he didn't use the help of others? How would you feel if you fail???
You can live in a cheap one-room-apartement with artificial
light and hook up with your hand every night by watching the only porno you own or you could live in playboy mansion and have sex with hot chicks everyday just because this old man who lives there helped you....which option will you choose?
Use your contacts and let them use you too!

Some of you might think now that they don't have contacts that could help them by simplify their lifes...now think back in time...imagine everybody you met would still be in touch with you...do you really think not even one of all those people could help you in any part of your life???...it's never too late to get back in touch with most of them (especially today with XING or facebook)...and you
definitely should start to stay in touch with everyone you know right now (even with people who look like they could never help you...maybe you can help them...and maybe three years later the bro of their father could help you...you never know)...that's how you prepare your awesome life in the future!

Now here is a technique for staying in touch without wasting too much time:
Imagine you have 500 contacts right now (no matter from where they are)
  • You see 40 of them regulary (at least once a week) at work - they are hot and it needs almost no additional effort to hold them hot
  • 10 of them are good friends - hot like the previous
  • 50 are friends you meet at least once a month (at parties, weddings, bowling etc.) - at least warm so that it needs just a few words at a party to keep in touch
  • 50 are family members (your own, of your girlfriend, from your best bros, from the husband of your sister) - warm forever (except they hate you or you break up with the girl etc. then they become totally lost)
--> leads to 350 cold leads (ex-collegues, friends from the high school, college, your former hobby basketball team etc.)
If you contact just two of them per day (make a list of them so that you could see who you already have contacted) you can contact everyone twice a year which is enough for staying in their mind. If it comes to the point someone of your cold contacts could be more interesting for you (new Job, new boobs ;-), no lover--> remember the rebound guy) make him/her a hot one by date her or go for a drink in a bar with him to chat and try to let them help you.

Some of your contacts might get lost over the time (happens usually after you hook up with her..or his wife) and some new will be added...if you've to many contacts you can seperate the cold ones in "contact twice/year", "contact once/year", "contact every 18 months"........depending on how good/worthy they are.

You see it's easy and doesn't waste a lot of time. Try it out and harvest the big fruits of your small action.

This should be enough stuff for today.

Stay awesome...with everyone you know!

Yours,

Broda

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

The key of being awesome!

Hello bros,

there are three small words that are able to transform your entire life from "boring" to "awesome".

These three words are...tatatata...

"JUST DO IT!"

Instead of always think about it or talk about it the main word in here is "do". "Do" something is the only way to change your life to what you want it to be.
Obviously this is the essential criterion to use all the theoretical background you already got from this blog.
Never forget these words and try it out to see how awesome life could be.

Stay awesome...really do it!

Yours,

Broda

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Be the Yes Man!

Hello bros,

I don't know how much of you have seen the "Yes Man" with Jim Carrey, but those who haven't should watch it. In this movie you can find a really important message if you wanna live an awesome life. Like I already told you before in the posts about being creative and about steping out of your comfort zone, this is what makes your life more interesting, challenging and fun.
If you just try to say yes more often (you don't need to say yes to everything, but try it if you aren't sure instead of always saying no in this cases) you will see how this will enrich your life with awesome experiences, hot stories, success and fun!

Just imagine you come home from work...6pm...and you feel a bit tired. Your mobile rings and you answer it...your best bro asks you to join him and some other guys to go out...you say no because you just wanna relax, watch TV and go to bed early. Next day you recive a call from him...it was the greatest night he ever had and he will tell you this every time you meet...he shares this legendary night with some guys you barely know...and with twin chicks...;-)
Now think of what might had happen if you had said yes....and you really are awesome...oh what a night...you would share this story with your bro till nobody can hear it anymore, but you would keep telling it till the end of time;-))
In which case would you feel better...?
Or think about this...
A chick asked you out tonight...you say no because you're tired...nothing happens for you (she might have a good time and hook up with someone else and you're out of the game)....but now think about what could happen if you say yes....to what does it lead you....do you like it?
You might not regret it if you say no, but this is just because you never know what had happened ...better find it out.
Next time just say yes and let your life lead you to the awesome stuff.

Stay awesome...yes we will!

Yours,

Broda

Friday, September 18, 2009

Top 10 - How to get laid for less then 10 bucks

Hello bros,

today I won't write the lesson by myself but copy it from a bro called Nick Coles. Normally I won't do this but I liked this post and it could give you some ideas of how to get laid and be awesome without spending money for it.

So here it is....

10. Take Her to an Art Gallery Opening











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Art gallery openings are the perfect cheapskate’s date. They provide free booze, the heightened atmosphere of a premiere, and usually don’t have a guest list. A date at an art gallery will impress your lady friend. It will make you look sophisticated, creative, and passionate. The art will also help stimulate conversation. If you really want to ensure getting laid, do your homework and take her to an art gallery with sexually charged artworks. Some tasteful nudes will plant the seeds of sex in her head. You will also be able to work out your chances of getting laid by watching her reaction to the art. If she blushes, you can laugh it off and drop her home early. If she loves it, then you’re in with a fighting chance. Heighten the stakes by suggesting you go back to your place and recreate some of the images. Girls love to get creative, and this is a great way to get her naked.

9. Go Stargazing







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A girl goes crazy when a guy gets creative and organizes a romantic date. One of the most romantic dates is stargazing. All you need is a car, a blanket, a clear night, and some stars in the sky. You may also want to throw in a cheap bottle of wine. Before the date, do some research on the different star constellations. This will give you something to talk about and make you sound passionate and intelligent. This type of setting is ideal for big conversations about life, love, hopes and dreams. Girls love this spiritual crap and you will be able to fake a deep connection. This coupled with the stars and wine and you’ll be getting jiggy with it.


8. Pretend You’re in a Band







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Chicks dig rockers. Dudes who are in bands don’t even have to speak and they get laid. Being a rocker is also an economical way to dress. How many times have you worn expensive clothes to a club or bar and gotten nowhere while at the same time some guy who looks homeless is getting some mad action?

All you need to do to look like a rock star is go to your local thrift store and stock up on a pair of tattered tight jeans and a washed out AC/DC t-shirt. Couple this with a belt and unwashed hair and you’ll be in like Flynn. If you have some cash left over, add a fake tattoo for effect. Once you’re in ‘costume,’ go to a bar full of groupies, talk bullshit about your music and wait for them to flock.

7. “Learn” a Foreign Accent







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I hate guys with foreign accents because they don’t even need to try and they get play. Women go weak at the knees over some dude with an accent. I suppose accents are like cheese, and most girls like something foreign and exotic.

To a girl, a guy with a foreign accent is like taking a vacation, and you know how slutty girls are when they are on vacation. Girls also like the thought that a dude they hook up with is not going to end up as a neighbor or someone they’ll bump into at the supermarket.

To get laid like a foreigner, learn an accent. Rent an English language film with a French or Italian actor in it and copy how they sound. If this is too difficult, pretend you are English, Australian or South African. The next step is do some research online and prepare you back story. You want a girl to be swept up in your foreignness. Do this and you’ll sweep her off her feet and into your bed.

6. Play the Sympathy Card







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Only play the sympathy card to get laid if you are desperate and have tried and failed with the other suggestions on this list. That said, playing the sympathy card is a sure thing and a super cheap way to get action. If you want to do some research on how to get sympathy sex, watch Choke. This film is about a guy who pretends to choke in restaurants in order to take advantage of the kindness of strangers. His fake choking incidents lead to money and sex.

The most important part of sympathy sex is making sure you have a well thought out plan. Target your sad, sympathy-inducing story to the girl you want to bang. For instance, if you know a girl who really loves dogs ring her up all sad and ask her to come over to your place. Before she arrives, it is important to look like you’ve been crying and are really upset. Try chopping an onion. When she arrives tell her your beloved childhood dog just passed away and that you needed someone to talk to, console you and share a cheap bottle of wine with. In no time she’ll be hugging you, a little drunk and asking you how she can make you feel better. You know the rest. Near death experiences, where mouth-to-mouth is needed, are also a good way to get sympathy sex.


5. Be the Rebound Guy







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When women get dumped they crave male attention. They desperately want to be desired and get back at their ex. This means they are up for a lot of random sex. A small window exists with women on the rebound where it is acceptable for them to be absolute whores. Take advantage of this window. Crawl Facebook and keep an eye out for female friends whose status has changed from “In a Relationship” to “Single.” Then hit them up for a casual coffee. Before you know it, you’ll be hitting it.

4. Chase Chubby Girls







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The trick to getting laid on the cheap is to lower your standards and find girls with low self-esteem. Girls with the lowest self-esteem are fat chicks. Chubby girls are not accustomed to receiving attention or compliments. All you need to do is talk to a porky and she’s all yours.

A sneaky thing to do with a chunky chick is to talk about food. Firstly, you know they’re interested in it and secondly, you can use this information to get laid. Try and steer the conversation to fast food. Find out what place she really loves, agree with it and then suggest you guys go grab it sometime on a date. She’ll think you’re being cute and ironic, whereas you know you’re being cheap. On the date, order ten items from the $1 menu and share it with her (she’ll think this is romantic). Once the meal has ended she’ll feel guilty and unattractive. It is your job to reverse this, so take her home and get McNasty with her.

3. The Craigslist Special







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The World Wide Web made getting laid as simple and easy as a few clicks of the mouse. The Craigslist special is the cheapest and most convenient way to hook up. All you need is patience, low standards and a stock standard email you can quickly send out to any woman who fits your broad criteria. Be prepared to hit up a bunch of girls, because Craigslist is a numbers game. The pay off is you don’t even need to buy the girl a drink. The downside is that petite 18-year-old with the hot photo is most certainly a crazy, overweight, middle-aged freak. Still, getting laid is getting laid.

2. The Ex







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Once you’ve had sex with someone a few times it is really easy to tap it again, whenever you want. Ex sex can be extremely messy, but if you’re really horny you won’t mind dealing with the consequences. Hooking up with an ex is child’s play. All you need to do is call her up and tell her you’d like to talk. Arrange to meet, buy her some cheap supermarket flowers, and tell her you still love her (even/especially if you don’t mean it). This will inevitably lead to intercourse as you reminisce about old times and she plans your future together. In the morning, prepare to be a dick and cut her off.


1. Offer a Ride Home







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Be the ultimate dude and offer a girl a ride home. It shows that you are responsible, caring and chivalrous. Use the drive time to get to know each other better. This is the perfect time to get flirty and intimate. Whatever you do, don’t let the conversation die. You must convince her to invite you into her home, so you can continue that witty, in-depth conversation. If that doesn’t work, invite yourself in by saying you need to use the restroom. Then suggest a nightcap. Continue the conversation and let your words penetrate her until she is putty in your hands.

Source: http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10-ways-to-get/73875


Enjoy this Top 10 and try it out!

Stay awesome...and get laid!

Yours,

Broda

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Digression: The story of my name...

Hello bros,

it's almost weekend and I've two days off so I'm going to chillax a bit...(more about new word mixtures later in the blog). So you can countdown to monday for the next awesome-increasing stuff...

For the end of the week I just wanna share the story of my name with you...
As most of you already recognized I'm a great fan of HIMYM and especially of Barney Stinson (Mr. Legen...wait for it...dary) so I choosed my name after a quotation of him which fits to my mission (teaching you how to live a better life):
"Think of me as Yoda but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro - I'm Broda!"

Now you know why I had choosen Broda as my pseudonym.

Stay awesome...also through the weekend!

Yours,

Broda

Being crazy and creative leads to the next higher level of awesome!

Hello bros,

in order to reach higher levels of awesomness you need to think and act different compared to the majority of human beings. You don't have to do everything according to the book...in fact you should try to avoid it whenever possible (except if you work in a factory and are working right now...could get you in trouble there ;-).

If you wanna be the one of whom everybody thinks: "I wanna be as awesome as this guy!" you have to catch attention and surprise people by acting creative and a bit crazy (of course in a positive way...not like a serial killer..).

Try it out...it works almost everywhere...at work (your supervisor should see that you aren't one out of twenty-one employees in his area but that you are different/better so that you'll be the first when it comes to a promotion decision), in a bar (I guess you know why), on a sports court (you beat your opponent by doing moves he doesn't expect) and elsewhere.

You know what comes next right? We take a closer look on the bar example...
Here you can see how to pick up a girls number with the help of a creative mind and some wingmen...nice ;-)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1C0jDdlsaw

Of course you can lay chicks successful without acting as extrordinary as Barney did in this video but think about the fun all your friends will have...and I bet she will never forget this too...

It's all about not being one out of many but being Mr. Awesome himself.

This should make you think about this topic...I guess after a short time you'll have your own ideas how to stand out in a crowd and get the girls, the promotion you deserve (because, if you read my blog you already are awesome all the time) and reach all your goals.

Stay awesome...in a creative way!

Yours,

Broda

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

The awesomness of wingmen!

Hello bros,

this time we're going to talk about a common tool in being successful....the wingman (wingwomen are fine too).
Of course you can be totally awesome without ever use a wingman, but there are three good reasons for using one:
it makes things much...
  1. easier
  2. faster
  3. and last but not least...funnier (you can share stories with your friends)
Some of you might not know what a "wingman" is, so here's a short explanation:
A wingman is a person who helps you to reach your goals by assisting you or who plays different roles to place you in the right light.
In fact it's like a personal marketing assistant.

You can take advantage of wingmen in almost every situation...and that's what many people do, e.g. good cop-bad cop; pilots in war; salesmen who use the manager close (to put some more pressure on the client); bros who wanna get laid (my favourite one ;-); applicants (with their reference people) to convince future employers.

Let's take a closer look on my favourite one....
We used it almost every party we went to back in my years at the university...that was fun ;-))
You can decide who hard you wanna involve your wingman in the process.
This short scene frome HIMYM illustrates how to break the ice with the help of a wingman:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYbqLEwdXv8

Another possible way is to involve him by supporting your stories (or let him tell stories about you)...no matter if they are true or just crazy stuff/lies (at this you need a very spontaneously one or you have to arrange a story before you go to a bar...otherwise it could lead to bad surprises ;-)
Sometimes you need a wingman or better a wingwoman to get rid of your conquest (she should come to your apartment in the morning pretending she's your fiancé).

So as you probably could recognize trying to use a wingman could be fun and lead to sex...this point should convince you even if it were the only one ;-)
It also could help you with problem solving, getting promoted, feeling better or just to have a bit more fun.

Next time when you go out with friends (or do sth. else like dealing with clients) use them as your wingmen...but never forget to return the favor...this will make things so much easier and faster.

btw sometimes you can work with distance wingmen by mobile (or with imaginery ones if you wanne get out of a situation)

Stay awesome...wingman-style!

Yours,

Broda

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Most awesome stuff happens beyond the comfort zone!!

Hello bros,

you all might have heard from the "comfort zone"...if not here is a formal definition:

The comfort zone is a behavioural state within which a person operates in an anxiety-
neutral condition, using a limited set of behaviours to deliver a steady level of performance, usually without a sense of risk (Alasdair A. K. White "From Comfort Zone to Performance Management")

In this zone many of us act most of their time but in this zone nothing special or fantastic ever happens. It's like living in a grey part of the world like a zombie without the thrill of taking any risk.
And risk is the word what it's all about. Being afraid of taking risks limits our options...you'll never ever go home with an unknown chick and have the world-changing, mind-blowing one-night-stand-crazy-mega-sex of which you dream every single night in bed.
Without taking risks you'll spend a boring life and nothing mentionable ever happens in your life.
If you wanna be the mayor of the city of awesome you have to pass the red line an go far beyond of your convinient microcosmos. You have to dare what you always dreamed about doing but never did before.
Go out and just do it! If you aren't sure about anything think about the worst that could happen...is it really that worse? Or will it be forgotten 1 min. later? Or maybe a week later?
Then think about would could happen if everything works out as you imagine....think twice....oh yeah this would be awesome...I like it!!!

Any human being who was/is or will be successful/awesome/satisfied with his life went/goes or will go beyond his comfort zone on a regular base to experience awesome true stories which he definitely won't forgot his entire life.
Think of all the people you admire (no matter if this are actors, politiciens, leaders, cops, thiefs, your mother...)...did they always live in their convinient small comfort zone??? I bet the answer is no!!

So if you want your life to rock and be awesome instead of being Mr. Boring himself you too have to leave this zone as often as you could....because the really awesome stuff happens beyond the line....

Stay awesome!

Yours,

Broda

Short Note: Why is being awesome so....AWESOME?

Hey bros,

there are many reasons why it's awesome to be awesome.
Here are some suggestions which might help you to see why you totally should be awesome.
  1. sex (even if you're in a relationship)
  2. money (guess why you need it...)
  3. power (be cooler than Superman...)
  4. satisfaction (in all life parts...this one is great!)
  5. more sex (even greater...;-)
  6. suits (I like them personally ;-)
  7. self-confidence (you're the one...greatest of all time!)
  8. friends (you'll have more and closer ones...because it'll be fun hanging around with you)
  9. fans (all the people who like being around you)
  10. success (on the job, in bed, in the bar, in sports, in...let me think....every thing you do while you're breathing [or not breathing, e.g. if you dive...])

Plus your life is going to rock....

So, I hope everyone of you took out his favourite reasons....keep them in mind...burn them on your brain so that you never forget them during your entire lifetime.

Now you already know what being awesome means to you, why you shold be awesome, that you shold be awesome all the time and to what good stuff it leads to be awesome.

This is the basic knowledge. Next time we go further into the universe of being the man you, by now, should want to be.

Stay awesome!

Yours,

Broda

Monday, September 14, 2009

Try to be awesome all the time!

Hello bros,

today we're going deeper in the universe of awesomness.
Once there was this wise man who told me "whenever I start feeling sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead." (btw: the same rule is adaptable for every negative feeling)
Ok...some of you might got me...I had stolen this quotation from my man Barney Stinson (the awesomst guy of the sit-com "How I met your mother").
Anyway who cares where this is from...the fact is that it's totally true and it'll be FOREVER, so, whatever you do or don't do, always keep this quotation in mind...it helped me a lot when I was starting to feel bad because of anything.

So remember...it all comes down to how you decide you wanna live your life!
In fact, if you always think about being awesome instead of sad/mad/dead than you got the first and most important ground rule.

Next times we'll start to go into details...

Stay awesome!

Yours,

Broda

P.S.: Watching HIMYM is fun and you shold take a look at how Barney is to improve yourself.

Sunday, September 13, 2009

Start of the awesomest blog ever!!

Hi everybody who's interested in the art of being awesome!

Know what, there are thousends of people who think they are awesome, but for real, most of them aren't!
But guess what....you could belong to the few who are really awesome and adorable.
First of all you need to think about how you define awesomness for yourself.
Do you feel admirable when you had a damn hot night with the hottest chick in the bar where you've spend your last night....or if it was the hottest in town....or, if you're in a relationship, because you cooked the best dinner in your life....or whatever.
Next question you've to answer by yourself is who should look up to you and say: "He's my role model". Maybe some of you think about their parents, some of their frinds and some think that every human being should know that they're the kings of the country of awesomeness.

So, this should be enough to think about for tonight!

Stay awesome!

Yours,

Broda

P.S.: I will come up with this blog every 1-3 days to tell you more about being awesome for real!